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Cell-13 deliver written confession

In Breaking News, Terrorism on October 5, 2009 at 11:08 am
A letter claiming to be from the Cell-13 leader appeared after a rocket propelled explosion obliterated the patrol vehicle of North Carolina State Highway Patrol Trooper Romeo Staheli earlier today.  Remarkably, he lived to tell the tale.
“I noticed two large green Szym made utility trucks approach my vehicle. They stopped in front of the Sacred Yew and one man stepped from the driver’s side of the first truck. As soon as he exited I knew trouble was coming.”
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The suspect was described as being clothed head to toe in military garb in addition to wearing full body armor and an automatic rifle ( speculated to be of Soviet origin).
“He opened fire on my parked cruiser, shattering my windshield and making me scramble out and towards the rear,” describes Trooper Staheli in chilling detail.
“He paused after firing several rounds, and I took that pause as my chance to act. I drew my USP pistol and ran West towards the trailer park, firing off several rounds as I went. Shortly after that I heard the sound of a rocket launcher being fired. The projectile then hit my vehicle and exploded, knocking me to the ground and decimating my vehicle.”
Trooper Staheli quickly rose in time to see one of the Szym trucks drive past and it was then that he heard something drop from the cab.
saw a grenade, which caused me to dive for cover again. After around half a minute of waiting and no explosion I surmised that the grenade was either a dummy or was not operating correctly. I did not see any more of the green trucks that day, nor of their two operators.”
“I saw a grenade, which caused me to dive for cover again. After around half a minute of waiting and no explosion I surmised that the grenade was either a dummy or was not operating correctly. I did not see any more of the green trucks that day, nor of their two operators.”
Trooper Staheli believes that a task force needs to be enacted between members of the NCSHP and their MMPD ESU counterparts in order to create a seamless network of shared information and leads on Cell-13.
Proving that the term trooper applies to Staheli in more ways than just rank, he finished with this statement; “I am currently back on duty, as my wounds are not great enough to stop me from enforcing the laws in North Carolina.”
This preceded the letter in which Cell-13 not only claimed responsibility for this explosion, but also for last week’s truck explosion which set Mooby’s aflame. Please find the complete translation below:
“The attack that took place today in your pathetic city was indeed made by Cell-13.  We have remained dormant for too long plotting our next attack. The increase in number of State Troopers in your city is making a fine target as I assume you found out today at around thirteen hundred hours.  I noticed we left you a nice present –  the cold war era hand grenade.  It should make a nice addition to your evidence collection, but as I know and you know by now, there are no prints or any genetic information that you can find on this hunk of metal and explosives.  The bombing that took place some time ago at that fast food place was indeed us.  It seems that the timer was set to go off a little bit early, but no matter, there was damage still done.  Do not think we have not been watching the city. We know what is going on.  After all, we are not your ordinary terrorist cell who does not think and just acts.  We are the new breed of terror and I assure you, we will not be leaving any time soon.
Leader of Cell-13″
MMPD Officials were also delivered a copy of this letter and are actively investigating.
The letter pictured above, written in Arabic, was delivered to the Missing Mile Times office in an unmarked package. We've had it translated for our readers only to discover Cell-13 have taken credit for 2 recent explosions within Missing Mile.

The letter pictured above was delivered to the Missing Mile Times office in an unmarked package. Written in Arabic, we've had it translated for our readers only to discover that Cell-13 have taken credit for two recent explosions within Missing Mile.

A letter claiming to be from Cell-13’s leader appeared after a rocket propelled explosion obliterated the patrol vehicle of North Carolina State Highway Patrol Trooper Romeo Staheli earlier today.  Remarkably, he lived to tell the tale.

“I noticed two large green Szym made utility trucks approach my vehicle. They stopped in front of the Sacred Yew and one man stepped from the driver’s side of the first truck. As soon as he exited I knew trouble was coming.”

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Truck explosion ignites nearby Mooby’s

In Crime, Fire, Local News, Terrorism on September 26, 2009 at 12:45 pm
Photo submited by Aleksi Zaytsev. MMPD Sgt. Zaytsev guards the corner of the Mooby's parking lot after flames from a nearby truck expolosion spread to the fast food restaurant.

Photo submited by Aleksi Zaytsev. MMPD Sgt. Zaytsev guards the corner of the Mooby's parking lot as MMFD fight flames from a nearby truck explosion that spread to the fast food restaurant.

Burnt food was the only menu option late Thursday evening after a truck explosion spread to ignite popular fast food restaurant, Mooby’s.

MMPD Sergeant Aleksi Zaytsev was the first to arrive on the scene and by that time flames had already engulfed the local hangout.

“There was a large, intense fire spread throughout Mooby’s, which emanated primarily from the husk of a large truck,” Sgt. Zaytsev depicted. “The back of the truck was torn open, like it was the centre of the explosion.”

This large truck was described as plain black and lacking any logos or identifying graphics.

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[UPDATED] Cell-13 DVD threatens Mayor’s life

In Crime, Local News, Politics, Terrorism on September 21, 2009 at 12:11 am
A DVD was sent to the Missing Mile Times editor, along with key representatives of the MMPD, depicting members and affiliates of Cell-13 holding the Honorable Mayor Amanda West hostage.
This, just shortly after Missing Mile Times received a Letter to the Editor, written in Arabic and translated as such:
“Down with the media and the infidel. All of you have to pay to take a picture of us without allowing us to come together to form. Give us some damned credit.”
The Missing Mile Times office was being outfitted with a security detail, courtesy of MMPD Detective Roxanna Vestieri, when the unexpected DVD arrived.  After the first few seconds of footage, it became very clear that this was no Netflix.
The video quality was amateur; however, the presented hostage situation was anything but.
A man was shown wearing full tactical armour, black and grey camoflauge attire, and holding an RPK machine gun. This was a match for Chief Inspector Tyiler Scarbidge’s previous description of Cell-13 terrorists.
Even more disturbing was the footage of Missing Mile’s Mayor West taped to a chair with the same duct tape that muffled her screams.
“It seems to me Inspector and all citizens of Missing Mile we have something important to you,” taunted the aforementioned man before laughing sadistically.  He could also be heard screaming in Arabic, often as a precursor to the repeated brutal beatings of Mayor West.
American accents were also noted, both male and female, lending proof to the suspicion of local recruitment.
Upping the ante, a segment of black PVC pipe was wrapped around Mayor West’s neck with this accompanying threat; “I suggest if the lovely town of Missing Mile would like to see the Mayor with her head and her body not in a puddle of liquified flesh, you comply with my orders that this city is now under the control of Cell-13.” He waved what appeared to be a remote detonator before his chilling laughter echoed once more.
Near the end of the haunting footage, the voice of an American male made their rules and conditions more clear.  “You have six hours to have the local police department lower their weapons to the ground. We will have people watching. All those who fail to comply will be shot, and any attempt to attack will result in the death of the Mayor.” After which, the armed Arab leveled his RPK at the camera and with a flash of light and a loud bang, the screen faded to black.
MMPD Forensics have been analyzing the footage in an attempt to find clues as to the Mayor’s location.  Based on both visual and audible observations, MMPD suspect that she is underground and within county limits.
“I know that these are difficult times, but the MMPD has the people’s best interest at heart and mind and we are doing absolutely everything in our power to get the Mayor back safely. We can guarantee that the events today will not go unpunished,” promised Captain Lennon Daines. “Moving forward, all that we ask of you is to remain vigilant in reporting any suspicious activity and try to go about your lives as normal.  Fear is their biggest advantage. Let’s not give it to them.”
MMPD stressed that it’s absolutely imperative the search for Mayor West remain restricted to Police Officials.
This enhanced still was taken from Cell-13's DVD footage and pictures Mayor West at the mercy of her terrorist captors.

This enhanced still was taken from Cell-13's DVD footage and pictures Mayor West at the mercy of her terrorist captors.

A DVD was sent to the Missing Mile Times Editor, along with key representatives of the MMPD, depicting members and affiliates of Cell-13 holding the Honorable Mayor Amanda West hostage.

After viewing the first few seconds of footage, it became very clear that this was no Netflix. The video quality was amateur, however the presented hostage situation was anything but.

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Sleeper cell awakes in Missing Mile

In Crime, Terrorism on September 19, 2009 at 10:23 pm
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Are these the new faces of evil in Missing Mile? According to various members of the MMPD and victims of their terrorist attacks, the answer is simple. Yes.

Seemingly gone are the days of the feared Carbon hockey mask in Missing Mile.  In its place, shemaghs and beards now mask the faces of terrorists belonging to an organization known simply as, Cell-13.

Approximately two weeks ago, MMPD began noticing new and suspicious faces in a town with an already notoriously high per capita crime rate. Coincidentally, these arrivals seemed to correspond with an increase in the arms trade, specifically old Soviet weaponry. However, it seems one event in particular put Cell-13 on MMPD’s radar.

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