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A Mile in My Shoes: Wyo Minghuang

In Citizens, Interviews on September 6, 2009 at 6:52 pm
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Missing Mile Times sincerely apologizes for being unable to fulfill Wyo's request to be shown "fighting a dragon".

Missing Mile Times is proud to present a new feature which will spotlight citizens in Missing Mile – A Mile in My Shoes.

Each week the same questions will be asked, but the answers are sure to be very different. Our goal is to give you more insight into your fellow citizens, neighbours, and potential friends or foes.

Without further ado, let’s meet our first interviewee. Often hidden behind a veil of steam, Father to Pyo and manager of Pho Phuc Li (Asian Cusine), Wyo Minghuang.

MMT: Could you state your full name?
WM: Wyo Phuc Cluckli Hoangingson Minghuang the Three Hundred and Thirtieth.

MMT: Do you have any nicknames?
WM: Wyo. Or Pappayo.

MMT: Can you describe yourself in three words for our readers?
WM: Phuc’in loves cooking!

MMT: What is your biggest pet peeve?
WM: Pyo’s chores! He never does them! And it is annoying!

MMT: How would you describe your role within the Missing Mile community?
WM: Well I sell food, get arrested for dumb reasons, get abused by police, and never seem to care about public safety!
WM: So I guess an overall good citizen.

MMT: What is your favourite place in Missing Mile and why?
WM: In front of the police station, because I make the most money there!

MMT: If you could go on a road trip with one person from Missing Mile who would it be and why?
WM: Not sure. I don’t like road trips. Police keep pulling me over!
MMT: Wyo, do you have a valid driver’s license?
WM: Uhm.. I know Pyo does! And it’s his car! So yes! That makes it ok to drive.

MMT: What has been your most memorable moment in Missing Mile thus far?
WM: Seeing Pyo get his first ho! I was so proud. But I still wish he’d do his damn chores!

MMT: What has been your greatest accomplishment in Missing Mile thus far?
WM: I don’t know… I forget half the things I do.
MMT: I’m sure there must be something. Take your time.
WM: Hm. Oh, I crashed my first car at the age of six!
MMT: Wow! Here in Missing Mile?
WM: Wait… was it six, or six days ago? I don’t know. All I know is Mooby’s wasn’t impressed.  And they still haven’t fixed that hole.

MMT: What is one thing that people might be surprised to learn about you?
WM:  I’m a supasexy Viet god!
WM: Or, I was on my birthday anyway.

MMT: Last but not least, is there anything you would like to ask me?
WM: In the event that you choke on our food, promise to blame yourself or an innocent child?
WM: Not Pho Phuc Li?
MMT: Innocent child, perhaps. We’ll call it a deal in exchange for an extra spring roll here and there.
WM: I prefer summer rolls!

Next week’s interview TBA.

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  1. Haha captured Wyo’s personality quite well , perhaps you should interview me next

  2. Thanks Roy! I’m glad you laughed reading it because I know I laughed writing it. lol

    Props to Wyo for doing so well on the spot. I suppose the next interviews will have an advantage knowing what the questions are, but I always look forward to the answers.

    I’ll contact you in-world about next week’s interview, Roy. Also, if anyone would like to nominate a citizen for the ‘A Mile in My Shoes’ article let me know!

  3. Hmmm perhaps interview tylier scarbridge and ask him about corruption in the MMPD

  4. Hahah everyone will be asked the same questions for ‘A Mile in My Shoes’ interviews, but what comes out of their answers may be another story. I do have something in the works that touches on this issue you mentioned though, so stay tuned!

  5. aha will do

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